Barry Bonds Indicted- Federal Style

Barry Bonds got indicted on federal charges yesterday, what were those charges you may ask? Perjury and Obstruction of justice.

Perjury? Get the fuck outta dodge, Barry Bonds has been publishing other peoples writings and claiming them to be his own?

No, thats plagiarism. And although im sure he has been guilty of that in his life it turns out Perjury is an act of lying or making verifiably false statements on a material matter under oath or affirmation in a court of law.

As for the obstruction of justice, that probably has to do with the fact he was given immunity to tell the truth, and instead chose PERJURY.

Just get ready to be bombarded by non stop news coverage for god knows how long.

Thank god Pedro Gomez has been taking law school classes at the University of Phoenix online, he and Roger Cossack are about to own this thing.

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