Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, Can't You See

Tested: April 6th, 2007.

Result: Positive

Story: Lied to Dan Patrick Show on ESPN Radio "two minutes" after the test, saying the last time he smoked was "about three years ago". Ummm, yeah right. Puff Puff Give, mother fucker.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Maybe the Argonauts will take him back.

OK, seriously, WTF was Ricky Williams thinking? You are finally getting a chance to play in the NFL again and pay back the $8 MILLION you owe to the Miami Dolphins. We're not talking crack cocaine here. It's weed. Ya know, WEED. When's the last time you heard about someone offering to suck dick for weed? Well, besides Paris and Lindsay. Can't decide if it's Too Funny or Too Sad.

Oh, and did you hear that the day before PacMan Jones said he was going to change his life and get on to bigger and better things, he was in a strip club doin his thang again. Nice.

There's a new sheriff in town, and his name is Roger Goodell. Nice knowing you guys.

Later.

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