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"Lou is not talking about mechanics when he goes out to the mound,"
~Chicago Cubs pitching coach Larry Rothschild

Wednesday, September 02, 2009

What's That Smell?

So, the Cubs are about toasted again, but still won't admit defeat. Aren't the tickets sold already? Not that I'll really care what moves they make until the headline "Soriano Sent Packing" or "Zambrano Agrees to Smaller Salary" hits the stands. Which won't ever happen.

I mean, they don't even have Newspapers anymore, do they?

So, what's a Chicago Sports fan to do? Watch the Sox at least try, and then at least be smart enough to cut payroll? Bleh. Watch Bears preseason? We talkin bout Practice?! I'm already tired of hearing about Longhorn Football in Austin, and they haven't even kicked the crap out of Louisiana Beauty School or whoever their first game's against yet. Grr..

And Maybe Next Year just ain't fun to think about. Besides, I've already done that enough. With Alfonso Soriano tied to the squad through 2014, it might just be 2015 that's our year. Maybe.

Why even torture ourselves? Let's face it. The Cubs are the Cubs. They just win enough games to sell enough beer to get enough butts in the seats to make a profit, and they dangle the shiny objects at us enough until we buy in to their devious Marketing and Lies. WHY!? Well, we're suckers, that's why.

Cub Fans love losing. If we won, wtf would we do? Well, besides most of the fans going into such a bender, they may not get out of it until 2015. Hey, at least Soriano would be gone! Who's got the next round!!

Luckily for you, I need to get to sleep, or there'd be more aimless rambling qq to go around.

Maybe the 2020's are our decade.

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