Shaq Gets Offseason Job

It's time for Shaq to add a new nickname to his repertoire. The Big Vigilante.

Last night Shaq was driving through Miami at about 3AM when he witnessed a teenager yell obsceneties at a gay couple ont he sidewalk. The teenager, 18 year old Michael Gonzales, then stopped his car and threw a beer bottle at the couple, striking one man in the head. When Gonzales drove off, The Big Aristotle followed in his vehicle and flagged down an officer who made the arrest. Maybe he's onto something with his infatuation with the Superman logo.

For quite some time, Shaq has had the desire to be a member of the police force. He is already in the process of making that happen. In fact, Shaq said he doesn't want to be credited for this event as an individual doing police work. He wants to be credited as a Miami Beach police officer.

Here's a couple of my favorite Shaq quotes:

"It's not about the money. I just want to play ball, drink Pepsi, and wear Reebok."

"The free throw bone is not connected to the thigh bone."

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