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"Lou is not talking about mechanics when he goes out to the mound,"
~Chicago Cubs pitching coach Larry Rothschild

Friday, August 19, 2005

Randy, Shut Up

Hey, I'm all for being honest, but sometimes there are certain ears that don't need to hear the whole truth. Randy, it's cool that you get high, hey, so do a lot of people I know, and I may or may not indulge from now and again, but it's one thing for some guy writing a blog and working for the man to speak his mind, but it's quite another for someone making several million dollars a year who has already got busted for a dirty UA by his employers. Randy Randy Randy. Shut up and smoke in private. You think you're getting street cred or something? There is no street that is safe for a multi-millionaire, trust me. You're a mark, and they're coming for you. And now, it's the NFL coming for you. And you do know that canniboids stay in your system for 20-35 days, right?

My advice, lay low. Smoke away, but shut the f_ck up. Trust me, you've done yourself a great disservice. Is it safer than alcohol? YES. Should it be legal? YES. But, while it is still illegal, should you say anything about it? Duh, NO.

Anyway, that's my take on that.

Maybe he just felt that T.O. was getting too much attention and that he needed some of the spotlight on him. Whatever, Randy, but just realize that isn't a spotlight, it's a police flashlight. Good luck, man. I've heard Certa works. You're going to want to try whatever remedy you think might help, because you're definitely going to be peeing in a cup for the rest of the season (at least).

And Randy, one more thing, your agent, Dante Ditrapano is an idiot. Seriously. Get a new one.

"If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."
~Albert Einstein, Observer, Jan. 15, 1950

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